We have spent the last couple of days in Kansas. While walking to Starbucks we were terribly surprised when the Wicked Witch (from the Wizard of Oz) appeared before us. She informed us of three things:
- She was a really big fan and wanted to see more videos with the skybear in it.
- She was taking over the next directional vote, and in this vote visitors to alexandluke.com will vote on which State should be fed to the sharks.
- She was selling chocolate bars to raise money for her daughters lacrosse team.
Uninterested in funding the Lacrosse team, Alex adressed the second point:
Alex: People will vote on which state should be fed to the what?
Wicked Witch: TO THE SHARKS!!!!
Then the Witch pulled back a curtain showing Nebraska, Iowa, and Colorado all resting on stacks of 24 pieces of the yellow brick road. We managed to take a picture and attached it above.
The witch then went on to explain that she set up a magical vote, where every time a State receives a vote one of the pieces of the yellow brick road disappears below it! Once all of the bricks disappear, that State will be consumed by Sharks and will not be visited on this directional vote (however, it may still be regurgitated for future votes).
She then instructed us to place a vote, below:
She also told us that Twitter was fail whaling at the time she cast the spell so people will not be able to vote on Twitter.
*If you don’t have the patience for Luke’s imagination. Vote for the state you don’t want us to go to. If a state receives 24 votes it’s eliminated from the running. Last state standing wins. Luke came up with this idea while watching the hit show Top Shot starring Colby from Survivor.